It’s high
time to present some examples of my unusual dreams. As I wrote in my first post
I have a notebook, or rather two notebooks in which I write down my dreams. I started
to do this almost four years ago and I have already gathered more than 100
dreams. Unfortunately, a lot of my dreams disappeared from my mind before I could
save them. I chose three dreams that I think are weird, funny and contain some
elements and situations that could never happen in real life. Here they are:
“Pre-Easter shopping”
It was a sunny morning of Easter Saturday. My
mother just prepared a basket with food to take it to church but she suddenly
noticed that she forgot to buy bacon. She said that it was very important
ingredient of the Easter breakfast and she asked me to go to the shopping
center to buy a piece of bacon. When I went there the stalls with food were
almost empty because people bought everything. I asked each seller if he had a
little bit of bacon. Unfortunately I heard only negative answers so I decided
to buy a piece of cheesecake instead. I thought that for my mum there was no
difference between bacon and cheesecake. When the seller was packing the cake I
reached for my wallet. Suddenly I saw a man dressed in black with a balaclava
on his face running at me. He quickly approached me and started tickling me. I
couldn’t stand it, I was laughing and I fell to the floor dropping the wallet. The
robber grabbed my wallet and run away from the shopping center. Nobody even reacted
to that situation…
“Walking in the forest”
Me and my boyfriend went for a walk to the
forest. I was afraid of wild animals. He wanted to calm me and told me how to behave
in case of attack of a dangerous animal: ‘When you see a wild animal you can’t
go away! You should jump in the bushes, walk on all fours and growl as a dog. All
the forest creatures are afraid of dogs and wolves. If you pretend to be one of
these two other animals won’t do anything bad to you.’ We were continuing our
walk when suddenly I heard the snap of branches and purr of an animal. We
started going on all fours and growling in the bushes. The animal was running
in our direction so I growled louder and more threatening. When the animal
approached us I noticed that it was a huge bear. I thought that the method of
growling didn’t work but when the bear was very close to me it fell to the
ground and died. My boyfriend looked at me with a big surprise on his face and
said: ‘I was just kidding with that growl!’
“Good always wins”
I was on a private, fenced territory and I
couldn’t find the exit. I saw a barn and I entered it. There was my friend and
an old woman. My friend told me not to listen to the woman because she was a
witch and she could cast a spell on me if I listened to her words. I realized
that we were prisoners of that witch. Then the husband of the witch called her
and when she went out of the barn I started to mull over a plan of escape. My
friend wasn’t optimistic of that idea. She didn’t believe in our success. Unexpectedly
I noticed that the woman was far away with her husband and they didn’t see us. I
caught my friend’s hand and I started to run towards the fence. The witch saw
us and began to chase us waving the wand. Fortunately, at the last minute we
managed to jump over the fence. We hid behind two trees which suddenly quaked
and their roots emerged over the ground. The trees flew away with me and my
friend embracing the trunks and they took roots in the lawn next to the house
of an old couple who were good people. They were very happy to see us. The
woman showed us the destroyed house of the witch in the far distance and said ‘You
defeated the witch! It’s true that good always wins!’
